Monday, August 30, 2010

News Blotter

W found this little gem in our paper last week ....

CORRECTION
An offense report in the Aug 13 edition of the *****(paper) did not contain complete information. Gloria * ******* of ******* reported that she was a victim of assault and 10 Bingo Cards were damaged at ******Eagle Drive between 6:20 and 9pm, June 28. We regret the error.


OK how many red flags are there in this CORRECTION??
**is the correction to include the "10 Bingo cards"? surely they wouldn't have forgotten to put in the assault charges!
**How long did this assault take? sounds like 2 hours and 40 minutes, could Gloria not get away in that time?
**Who asked for this correction? I'm thinking Gloria!

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